microsoft jaeger
whoever let me on the internet is regretting it right now.

heather. she/her. 19. australia. 100% certified mean-ass queer. performance student.

超高校級のばか

yo i pretty much just post whatever my current obsession is so good luck.
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burgrs:

pathetic

burgrs:

pathetic




sparrowsandcats:

 also could the world quit telling bisexual people that theyre pansexual okay if a person identifies as bisexual theyre fuckin bisexual, if a person identifies as pansexual then theyre fuckin pansexual youre not the fuckin orientation police 




eastcoastslang:

im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars 




askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”




bumbleshark:

well-written novel sized fanfiction

image







bewbin:

i win 

bewbin:

i win 




"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."
— My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)




komradekrisis:

"hey Riku is your wound feeling better yet?"

"no, if anything it’s feeling……Sora."




heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE




irlyandere:

Been waiting a year to post this.

irlyandere:

Been waiting a year to post this.




shitshilarious:

punkgeons
i couldn’t find a founding fathers otome game so i took matters into my own hands

shitshilarious:

punkgeons

i couldn’t find a founding fathers otome game so i took matters into my own hands




bubbliciousbrie:

If your “body positivity” only includes curvy white girls with flat tummies I want nothing to do with it or you.




breakingdads:

if you ever want to hear the gospel according to shrek, just open up your bible and read psalm

BODY ONCE TOLD ME